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Thursday, January 4th, 2007I saw this story a few weeks ago and thought it was funny and wrong at the same time. I didn't think of posting it though. At the time I had not the privilage of witnessing the wonder of Super Swing Golf's, *ahem*, attention to detail. Maybe I'm just a pervert, and I apologize to the big man upstairs; but can you honestly tell me that it isn't a bit odd that Nintendo, known for their kiddy image, let this slip by?
Just incase you possibly have a clean and pure mind, That girl has a friggin camel toe. Not that I don't dig anime chicks, but that girl looks like a 12 year old. A 12 year old with a camel toe. If you must have a closer look, click here. Note: Although safe for work, your co-workers may think you are wierd if you get caught staring at a rendered 12 year old anime girl's camel toe.
If you have played any of the more recent Final Fantasy games, or any japanese RPG's for that matter. You, like me, wouldn't be suprised to find out that SHE is really a He. A he/she. A he/she that has a camel toe. Ok, I'm done. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to wash my eyes with soap.
Posted by: Jesse Edgar (civicdelslow@gmail.com)
Thursday, January 4th, 2007I've read many stories on the internet in the past week about Best-Buys, Wal-Marts, and other electronic stores having igloos of PS3's available on the floor with no takers. But, I had yet to see it with my own eyes. Well, today was the day that I saw proof. I went to Wal-Mart in search for a Black Nintendo DS and after my hopes were crushed and they were completely sold out of ALL ds's, I checked to see if they had any Wii's or PS3's. No Wii's, 2 PS3's. They were just sitting there, along with all of the games. The controllers were in stock. Games were untouched. While the rest of the ISLE was torn apart. The Nintendo section of the palace that is Wal-Mart was completely destroyed.
I feel sorry for wal-mart employs. Almost as much as I feel sorry for Sony. Wii still gathers $400 on Ebay. $150 over retail. PS3 is lucky to be sold for retail on Ebay at all. It could all just be a fluke. Maybe I got there right when they had a shipment available. Maybe...Just maybe. Either way, It's only a month after launch, any system stays sold out well over a month after their launch. Lets pray for sony, shall we?
Posted by: Jesse Edgar (civicdelslow@gmail.com)
Thursday, January 4th, 2007A new pair of shoes introduced by Sayo Isaac Daniel's contains A GPS system and a panic Button. Pretty freakin smart huh? Yeah, I didn't think so either. First of all, they better be completely element proof. $20 says I'll be one of the VERY few people running around barefoot in a storm because I don't want to get my $350 payless look a likes wet. Also, Pray that your kidnapper doesn't throw you in a lake or take off your KEDS before they stuff you in the trunk. Next step, walking on water? Probably not. But, hey, I was wrong about 1 million Wii's in US by 2007. So, why stop there?
Posted by: Jesse Edgar (civicdelslow@gmail.com)
Thursday, January 4th, 2007Ok, forgive me for using my 1337 HaXXor SkiLlZzz on the heading. I promise you it won't happen again.
Lets get to the point. Somebody spent alot of time on making Halo figurines out of lego toys. They spent ALOT of time. Time that could be spent having a social Life. But, who are we kidding? Social lives are over-rated. Why do we need a social life when we have Video Games, tEh InTerWebZ, and Youtube videos of girls in their panties playing Wii? Look it up....I bet you will. 8)
If you are interested in creating your own Lego hawtness, follow the link for a guide on how to make lego halo toys. Just do me a favor...Lose the covenant sword, NEWB!
Posted by: Jesse Edgar (civicdelslow@gmail.com)
Thursday, January 4th, 2007Power up your Wii and firmly grip it your hand. Load up the Opera Browser. Enter the address "http://www.teknision.com/wii/". Press play. Enjoy.
Finetune now offers a service that allows you to listen to streamed audio over the wii. I would think this would go over well at parties. Choose a Genre, press play, let it play all night? What do you think? I think it's a sweet player filled with lots of cool playlist options and loads of bands to choose from.
Posted by: Jesse Edgar (civicdelslow@gmail.com)
Wednsday, December 13th, 2006I don't know if it's completely true or not but when a television station (In this case, NBC) mentions a web address on national Television, they must purchase that said address if not already purchased. Well, on Monday night Conan was poking fun at a skit they were doing that involved a fake college Mascot dubbed, "The manatee webcame girl." Apparently, he also mentioned to go to http://www.hornymanatee.com as a joke. Now, NBC must purchase this domain name. So, what does this mean? It means that Conan has officially set-up a Horney Manatee devoted website. I highly suggest checking it out and submitting your own Horny Manatee pictures. Don't worry, it's safe for work.
Posted by: Jesse Edgar (civicdelslow@gmail.com)
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